Death Note trailers

Yes, once again, we have a problem, Houston: There are no subtitles. So, once again, I am left in the dark as to what this film is actually about.

On the other hand, this is a terrific opportunity for me to go all "Mystery Science Theater 3000" on the trailer. Muhahaha!

But, I digress.

In fact, not only do I digress, but I flatly state that I shall have to stay my hand (not to mention rapier wit) from touching upon the film in any way, shape, or form simply because I do not wish to receive a death note from the filmmakers. Basically, I don't have a death wish for a death note -- especially not in a language I don't quite understand. That would just complicate things too much for me.

As always, domo arigato.



As if once wasn't enough for the filmmakers to mock my ignorance of the Japanese language... Sigh.

The first Death Note will premiere on Saturday, April 21st, while the second Death Note, Death Note: The Last Name, will premiere the following day on Sunday, April 22nd.

Update:



Thanks to a commenter -- who shall remain anonymous (um, because that's how he/she signed his/her comment and not because I have any control over his/her anonymity!) -- this Death Note trailer actually includes subtitles.